Free Poolates!

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 4 December 2006 in Miscellaneous.

So my roommate is a poolates instructor and she said she would give me free classes! Little does she know I already have the six pack most poolates students would die for. Check it out! And if anyone says anything about the strange lack of hair on my legs, I will kill. Actually all my exes have always dug that. Also, those are boxer briefs, not nuthuggers. They're just rolled up. I should probo retake this picture, with pants, but I'm too lazy. A tremendous amount of time went into photosh- I mean those abs are real! And awesome! Dudes! Wait!