TRIVIA WAR PIGS, BOWERS AND SCRAPERS, SEX

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 2 January 2007 in People & Portrait.

2007 is the year of the pig, so try and guess how many White Castle Hamburgers Matt and Matt can eat at the White Castle Trivia Love-In? All of them! Unless you dudes show up and ruin everything! We think that you will! Double Triple Reverse Reverse psychology works like this: we know you'll be whining about your hangovers, and we don't think you are any good at trivia. We say (by not saying) that your defeat is assured on many different levels, but woops! Already your interest is piqued- it's too late! You think you might win! You're coming! Also, ooo! I think someone has a little crush on Matt and Matt! Am I wrong? Yay!

And remember to wish Matt Timms a Happy Birthday because he is six this year and when you forgot, he was very sad and he maybe cried a little.

TUESDAY JAN 2!!!
8PM!!!

The Soft Spot
128 Bedford St
on the Bedford L

Clumsily stalking you,
Hating you,
Loving you,
Shut up,
Matt and Matt