My sticker collection is the best.

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 12 January 2007 in Lifestyle & Culture.

Oh I'm sorry if you love your sticker collection. It must be really hard for you to hear that turns out: Matt Timms has the sickest most wicked sticker collection on the planet. Dry your eyes, child. You can't compete with my "erotic stickers". They sparkle and are so naked. You can't compete with my black metal stickers also. And you can't compete with my stickers that feature my face, looking hot. Also I have a tragic series of stickers that feature me and my ex girlfriend. I have half a mind to show you some more of my stickers... You know what? Some day I will! My roommate, from Kentucky, says when things are cool, they are "the whip". That is a brilliant expression and I am forcing it into my vocab. Well so then let me just say that my stickers are the whip.

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