How did I fit my enormous balls into the New Year?

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 25 January 2007 in People & Portrait.

The real tragic moment of New Years was not watching a girl I secretly adore make out with a friend of mine- it was the loss of these kick ass glasses. You can look through them and all you see is hearts. They are the shizz. Oh well. And actually watching my friend make out with that girl is a much bigger pain in the ass- that's what we should be talking about. Owch that hurt. Oh and this dude here is not that dude. It is Pete Alton, my homeboy from L.A. Check out his brilliance at www.thefuturestarsofhollywood.com