Disco Balls

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 28 January 2007 in Animal & Insect.

So we just neutered Varg, the cat. He's disappointed, obviously. He probably wishes he still had his balls. He wandered into the apt last month, all skin and bones and effed up and now he looks all pretty and cool. We called him Varg because of the main douchebag in Lords of Chaos, a great book about Norway's Black Satanic Metal scene. Only prob is, the real Varg is so unpleasant that we are reconsidering. Another possible name is Hasil Underfoot (Hasil because of the great Hasil Adkins 50s rock legend) Hmm. I just got Varg a nice pink collar. Pink can look badass, I think, on a badass black cat. And if you tease him, he might shred you. Might. So chill homies.