Death Santa

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 6 March 2007 in People & Portrait.

They made me do it at my old job. I had to put the smelly spoiled children of rich executives on my lap and ask them if they'd been good. They were little, so they were all pretty stunned that Santa would visit their dad's office, jaws on the floor. Seriously, kids are mega-dumb. I had to hand out presents to those superturds that cost more than anything I got this Christmas. I'm talking MP3 players and neck massagers. Merry Stupid Christmas.