Shots of Purgatory
Devilishly Deviated Septum
Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 8 March 2007 in Lifestyle & Culture.
Ooo! I got in a fight with Max Clendenning, freshman year high school. We planned it out, and flipped a coin to see who would punch who first. I won, and punched him in the eye. Then he punched me in the nose and I didn't stop bleeding for like 2 hours. Now I have a deviated septum. Since Max was kind of a douche, I get some satisfaction out of knowing that somewhere down the line, I'm sure he got his ass beat by some dude somewhere. Dude had a mouth on him.
Sidonie from Sydney, Australia
One Ear Nose and Throat specialist told me a deviated septum can also be genetic (about mine, that is ...!). You've got a very healthy set of teeth, gums, and oral cavity - look after them - they will turn out to be your best friends! I won't ask how you got a camera in there, or why there's no EXIF, or all those boring photo questions - because if I knew, I'd do this too!
8 Mar 2007 5:30pm
Max Clendenning from United States
Some minor details to add if you don't mind!!
It was sophomore year (in your room shared with Christopher Jones). You did win, pretty much because I had to quit after painfully fracturing my hand on your hard-ass septum. No idea there was permanent damage - real sorry about that. And that is still the only fight I've ever had!
Glad you're still alive, dude!
Peace,
Max
4 Apr 2007 3:54am
