Retards.

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 6 July 2007 in People & Portrait.

A little while ago, Matt L and me were "bartenders" at Soft Spot in Brooklyn. People enjoyed our stool-softening concoctions and tipped generously. I spent all my tips liguifying a beautiful girl. Remember in cocktail how TC would flip his mixers? We flipped our whole bodies around! (That's why Matt L looks so dazed- he just completed a triple lutz, and mid-air poured an espresso martini into three separate martini glasses straight from his mouth. It was incredible, and you missed it.) And then we smashed every glass in the place and our customers drank straight from the taps! I hope they invite us back! Thank you Soft Spot!