Doug Miller Gangland Execution

Posted by Matt (Brooklyn, United States) on 22 October 2007 in People & Portrait.

I took Doug out for his bachelor party with Matt, Mary and Joe. Paintball in NJ against a bunch of scary dudes calling themselves "The Brothers of Mayhem". They had gas powered expensive weaponry and a slew of tactics, and while they may have painted us into a corner, they could never take away what really matters. And that is friendship. Sob. We didn't get Doug a stripper because that is just a terrible idea. You guys should have seen how I scurried through the woods, completely outflanking the Mayhem Brothers, and then dropped into their trench , seemingly out of nowhere and blasted two of them from behind! (with my paintballs ... man i guess that still sounds bad.)